You ever load into a game of Fortnite, hot drop onto a weapon, and just as your hand reaches it — boom — some kid from the other side of the map teleports in, snatches the gun, and builds a Taj Mahal before you even pick up a bandage? Yeah. Me too. And every time it happens, I look at the top left corner of the screen, and there it is, shining in red like a devil emoji I didn't...